Ski Lessons at 43: What I Learned

Wow. I'm Upright.

I cannot believe that it has been 20 years since I last skied. I actually has to stop and think about it because it seems incomprehensible to me that so much time has passed in what feels like a blink of an eye. Twenty years ago this March, I blew my right anterior cruciate ligament on a soft, slushy spring green trail in New Hampshire. The jerk I was dating at the time, a big skier, was annoyed with me that I hurt myself. Needless to say, that relationship lasted another week or so but that is another story for a bottle of wine and a therapist in tow... Anyway, since this was 1992, there was no arthroscopic surgery. I had reconstructive surgery which included 6 inch scar down the front of my knee and 6 weeks in a leg brace. When I heard the diagnosis from my surgeon, I burst into tears! He had repaired my left ACL in 1988 (this time soccer) when that entailed two 12 inch scars down either side of my knee and 9 months in a leg brace from ankle to thigh. I was "lucky" that the surgery had evolved to be so much less evasive. Now, this procedure is day surgery with 2 small scope holes and you walk out with an ace bandage. Timing is everything. The day I blew my second knee was the last day I saw a ski slope. I vowed never again.

As the saying goes, never say never. My husband (clearly not the jerk from the above story but the jerk did made it possible for me to appreciate all the wonderful qualities he has) loves to ski. Now that my four boys are older, they like to ski too. I was content letting him take them sporadically over the last two years by himself. Now there are 4 old enough to ski and I had a choice: I could stay home and give in to the fear of injury or I could participate in a family activity that actually got us out of the house during the winter. I sucked it up and headed for the slopes. I went once last year and was terrified. I was so stiff, I looked like a cartoon character, a stick figure on skis. I took charge of the 4 year old, who was absolutely fearless, and together we fell up the tow rope and down the bunny trail. Yikes.

After a particularly good financial year this December, my husband proposed that we buy skis for the family and make skiing a regular winter activity for 2011-2012 season. Long pause from me...Okay, I agreed but was screaming WHY! in my head. After dropping an obscene amount of money for skis, bindings, boots, jackets, bags, gloves for 6 people and a transport carrier, I knew I was screwed. There was no way I was avoiding this. Off we headed for the smallest, most family friendly ski area around us- King Pine. I tried the tow line and the bunny hill again, this time with the whole family. I fell. I got up and I fell again. I was pissed. What the hell was I doing!?! I shot my husband a particularly dirty look and stormed into the lodge to fume, get warm and find some perspective.

I decided to take a ski lesson. I never took a ski lesson when I originally learned to ski. I was 22 years old, in top physical shape, cocky and fearless. In one season I went from falling in front of the lodge doors to bombing down blue trails with reckless abandon. I'm sure that the schnapps I slugged down every so often had something to do with my bravado. It was a shock to me that my knee gave out on such an easy slope on such a warm day after all the crazy skiing I had done. What I never learned about skiing was the basics. I only learned how to keep up with much faster, more experienced skiers. I needed to start over and gain some confidence.

My first ski instructor was a lovely, fit women in her late 50s. After hearing my tale of woe, she was very attentive to my my fears and my knees. She started me on a bunny slope, but that lasted one run. She told me my muscles clearly remembered how to ski, I just needed to loosen up and gain some confidence. It was much easier without kids to worry about and a husband to impress. After our first run down the easiest trail, she asked me if I practiced yoga. I was surprised by the question. It has been 9 months since I started Bikram Yoga. She told me that yoga and skiing go well together and it was easier to give instructions about body position and balance to a yoga practitioner. I then had a real "Aha" moment.

I have been practicing yoga with a variety of expectations, not the least of which hoping that the stillness between the postures will bring to a place where I can find stillness and peace when dealing with my children. Nothing like a screaming household full of boys to bring my blood to a rapid boil. I have progressed to competence in the physical postures. The practice has greatly strengthened and healed my knees. That is easy to see. The determination, patience and stillness is virtually impossible to even see as the practice progresses. Despite not seeing or it or noticing it, I have gained a great deal of mental clarity through my yoga. The fact that I was willing to take on something that terrified me is in part due to my yoga practice. The fact that I could concentrate so deeply and feel what my body was doing as it was doing it was entirely due to my yoga practice. The confidence I felt in my body and trusting that it would tell me when enough was enough was also due to yoga. All the stillness between the postures was working its magic. I am able to focus and concentrate with intensity. It was the first time I both respected my body and trusted it entirely. That is quite a revelation at 43. What was even more impressive was the understanding that the yoga is helping me focus on myself. This is what I need to do to get through the tough days with the kids. I realized that yoga isn't a magic bullet to conjure up instant peace, it is a long process of taking care of one's self first so the rough patches are easier to take. I was looking for the magic bullet when all I needed to do was understand that, like in an airplane, I just needed to put on my own oxygen mask before helping my loved one with theirs.

The rest of the ski story is in the making. I am now a "novice" skier who can ease down a gentle slope while only occasionally wobbling and even less often falling. As in most things, I have a sense of humor about the falling part. Don't get me wrong, falling totally sucks, but I have to laugh. I am 43 years old and have spent too much of my time and energy over the years worrying about looking "cool," "sophisticated" and "in control." It's impossible to be any of those things while toddlers swoosh by a stiff and wobbly me with complete confidence on the bunny slope. I'm sure the wisdom that comes with age has something to do with this change in attitude, but I know that the yoga has something to do with it as well. The yoga taught me that it is never about competing with others, only yourself. There is only so much I can do on the slopes right now and I can bitch about it and feel self conscious or I can enjoy it. For a change, I have chosen the later, though so much more witty wisecracks and great one-liners come from the former.

Ski lessons at 43 have taught me that it is really never to late to learn something new. I have learned that there is no such thing as looking foolish while trying because the alternative is to sit on the sidelines and let life pass by. I learned that I am a better with time to myself to process new things and situations than I am while simultaneously being a mother. Maybe it is because I don't have to worry about anyone else or maybe because I don't need to be a control freak or a some combination of the two. Ski lessons at 43 have taught me that I need to take care of myself first before I can take care of anyone else without resentment. I have also learned that the fear of falling is much worse than the fall itself. I guess I got my money's worth from those lessons after all!

So far, so good. Happy skiing.

Seeking Inspiration

I had a few hours to myself this afternoon. No small feat in this house. The grocery shopping was done, there were no doctors appointments, no repair or maintenance people making house calls, not even the urge to go out an shop. (I know, go figure?!?) So I decided to see what was on my TiVo, as I hadn't looked at it since we lost power last Saturday. I had only one show on the saved box- 18 newly aired episodes of Oprah's Lifeclass. I was interested in the concept of the show, but somehow, I have felt reluctant to watch it. I had been in a t.v. funk ever since Oprah and Entourage went off the air. I had it all recorded, so I decided to give it a try. I don't know what it is about Oprah, but I am always amazed by the emotional connection I have to most of what she puts on the air. I was a huge fan of her daily show, especially when she decided to explore matters of the heart and spirit. I felt very inspired by her prime time Big Give, after which I started my first writing project, a year long blog about committing random acts of kindness. I am once again inspired, but this time I need some help to get on track.

While watching her ruminate on the topic of "Joy Rising" I felt inspired. She is able to give in a big way and make a huge impact on the lives of many deserving people. She utilized that ability to give away a car to each member of her audience (carefully selected by need). She had the ability to give away a house to a deserving single mother. She even had the ability to give someone's acting career, their life-long dream, a jump start. Sitting watching this, I clearly understood that I have not been inspired in a very long time. I watched as both the giver and the recipient felt real inspiration and real joy. I realized that my source of unhappiness and discontent over the years is not what I thought it was. I thought because I had chosen to stay at home with my kids instead of pursuing my career that this was the source of my frustration and lack of fulfillment. I had never been quite satisfied with that conclusion. Despite searching for answers in mediation, reading, a trip or three to Kirpalu and many hours of yoga I still felt stuck. The truth is that my source of despair has been my lack of inspiration. I need to be creative, to find my voice and use it to help others. I feel this very clearly and understand viscerally that I can make myself and my family much happier by putting my talents to work in a way that both feeds my creativity and gives to my community. I want to "get" by giving back. That's the big picture. I need help with the details.

I am looking for ideas. My general idea is inspired by Mother Theresa: "Do small things with great love." I would like to undertake some sort of small project that will benefit someone or some group in my community. I want to do something that fulfills a needs that is not being fulfilled. I remember reading about a woman who, as a social worker, saw daily the need for struggling families to get clean diapers. In so seeing the need, she started a small charity collecting diapers and distributing them to needy families. The impact was immediate and real. Children were drier, homes were cleaner and children were less likely to get sick. This has now grown into very large and productive charity. This is the general idea, direction and inspiration I am talking about. I would like to do something like this with my time and talent. I want to do something that inspires me, fulfills me and uplifts me without having to give up all the time and attention my children still require. This feels very much like a calling- a "Aha Moment."

Send me your ideas. E-mail me. Call me up, let's chat. Reply to this post. With your help, I know that the next chapter is waiting to be written.

30 Day Birkram Yoga Challenge: What I Learned

I undertook a 30 day Bikram Yoga challenge at the start of this September. I am happy to say that I completed 29 of the 30 days. I am also frustrated that something got in my way of full completion, but sometimes that's the price one pays for being a Mom. Kids always come first. That said, I was surprised myself with the determination I felt to complete this challenge. Somewhere along the way I realized that it has been a very long time since I have challenged myself with anything substantial. Seeing how fast I can do mounds of laundry or how much frustration I can take without blowing a gasket is not quite the same thing as passing the bar exam or swaying a jury to a favorable verdict. This, like most difficult things I have undertaken by choice, was "all about me." What that actually meant was a lesson in and of itself.

When the challenge was presented to me during a intermittent yoga class, I thought it would be a great way to jump start some weight loss. My pants were getting a bit too tight and I wanted to do something about it. That was really the extent of my thought process. After the first week, I was comfortably fitting into my clothes. That is where the superficiality of the challenge ended and the real work began.

Bikrim Yoga is all about the mind and very little to do with the body. This appears ridiculous on its face; just look at the yogis in the above postures. Nevertheless, it is the essential truth of yoga. I have never been one to sit still. People close to me have often remarked wryly that I have no idea how to relax. I am always busy, always moving, always on to the next thing to accomplish. The yoga is about staying in the moment with nothing but yourself and the voice of the instructor. No crutches, no excuses, no distractions. Ugh. This can be next to impossible for me. Random thoughts run through my head just as they do when I attempt mediation. "What should I make for dinner?"- "Who needs clean underwear?"-- "Why the hell does it have to be so damn hot in here?!"- "Why can't my body look like hers!?!"- "Oh, look, a fly on the wall"... You know the drill. My mind does not want to turn off. This is because within the stillness is the ultimate expression of self care. God knows I want to take care of everyone but myself. Yet, when I neglect myself, I am unable to care for anyone, especially myself. Most women I know are this living, breathing paradox.

I also found that I am not quite as strong as I believed and yet, stronger than I knew. When a particular class was not going well, when I could not shut my mind off, I wanted to bolt. "Never underestimate the inclination to bolt." Geneen Roth taught me that. There is much to learn in exploring the reasons for wanting to bolt from the room, the situation, the feeling. I often want to bolt because I want the easy way out. I don't want to do the hard work, to look in the damn mirror, or to "just breathe through it." I want it done and over. I want to wallow in the difficulty. It's hard, damn it. In this way, I am a bit of a princess. I want others to see how hard I am trying. I want it all without having to kill myself to get it. So, there were days I when I bolted. But, I always came back. I didn't have to come back, but I needed to, thus, I am stronger than I believed.

I learned some insightful and unexpected things from these classes. One of the most profound and interesting to me was the power of the human voice. Did you ever see a photograph of someone or meet someone in person that you only heard on the phone or on the radio? More often than not, that person is never what you imagined. I think that the human voice carries with it a true reflection of the human soul, if only you listen closely enough. I had the opportunity to listen intently for 90 minutes to many different instructors. I did not watch them very much and I hardly know them outside the context of the yoga room. However, I am certain that I know a great deal about the real person that each of them is- who they are at their essence. One instructor is often referred to as "tough" in the drill sergeant sense of the term. I think that is the last thing she is. Yes, she is serious about what she is teaching. She believes in doing it the right way and making us do it that right way every time without excuses. Yet for me, what really comes through is the underlying compassion and caring she has for the individuals in the room. She really cares if we are healthy and happy. This isn't because she pretends to give a crap about our bellyaching; its just the opposite. This is why she is "tough." The essence of her being can be heard in the inflections and the intensity of her voice. The goodness of her soul is in the room when she speaks.

There is another instructor who recites the yoga cues with joy. When she is teaching she loves what she is doing and you can hear it in every word. She doesn't giggle, crack jokes or do any of the other things that we do in a normal day-to-day expression of happiness. You simply hear joy in her voice. On the days when I want to bolt and she is teaching, I don't. She makes me believe that it is a joy to be in the room even when my body is screaming that it is not. This is why I think that some voices don't match the faces we imagine. In this case, she appears to be a very serious, strong, intense woman. To look at her without hearing her, you would not necessarily think "joy." However, I believe that what we hear is the true expression of "what is on the inside." It is a true test of "seeing" what matters by hearing what is the essence of the individual. With no visual, there is nothing to shield us from our voices- no phony smiles, no half-hearted understanding nods, no fake looks of heartfelt concern. I invite you to try this more in your daily life. I think that you will find that pretty packages really don't guarantee a beautiful person.

Another unexpected thing I found is that pain is what you believe it to be. No more. No less. Real pain cannot be ignored. Injury and illness will not let you continue in the hot room. I have been driven out twice in six months with a stomach virus and once with back pain so intolerable that I was literally crying into my yoga mat. One has to deal with real pain. I had to stop to deal with the problem, to heal and then move forward. The other kind of "pain" is all in my head. And, boy, my head likes to win in an argument with my body. Once I fixate on discomfort- the heat in the room, the dryness in my throat, the ache in my muscles- I am hard pressed to move beyond it. In this way I was surprised to find I carried with me more than a bit of weakness. After all, I was ready to complete quasi-military training at Quantico, Virgina. I was a preliminary hire with the F.B.I. in 2000. I now wonder if I would have made it through the training. Would I have given in to the discomfort? Would the mental challenges undo my ambition or would I have persevered? There is no way to know, but I do know that I would have struggled mightily. At the time, that is something that I just would not have expected.

I also learned that nothing is all about me. Putting myself first entails a great deal of support from many people. My husband, first and foremost, is the reason I can search for my best self. Without his support, without him getting into the trenches and taking on more than he has to and the fact that I know he is glad to do it, I could not have done this. I also realize that there has been a great many things that I thought I did on my own but he really has supported me in doing. The secret of his success is his humility, unwavering support and deep and abiding love. Who knew that a yoga class could make a marriage stronger? It did. For that alone, I will be forever grateful.

What I learned was that this 30 day challenge was about self discovery. I have discovered that I have been far from myself for a very long time, maybe even all my life. I have discovered that I want to learn who I am, what I am capable of and what really matters to me. In the stillness between the postures, in the heat of the room, I can hear my authentic self. I haven't heard her over the noise of what everyone else wants, what every else expects and what I myself produce out of fear. The sound of my authentic self still isn't heard very often and when she is heard, she is very faint, but I am learning to listen. I am not quite sure what she is trying to tell me or what she wants me to understand. With patience, fortitude, support and a great deal of stillness, I hope to hear more. These first 30 days has been only the beginning of a very long and overdue journey. It will be very interesting to see what unfolds and what other truths are revealed.

Happy Father's Day, Dad!

My Dad

"Papa" with Baby David

(Grandson #8)

Things I've Learned From My Dad:

Wear sunscreen

Everyone needs alone time

One need not be religious to be moral

Babies are for holding, rocking and snuggling

The Doors are essential to any musical library

Fathers can be counted on in all times of crisis

The only person you need to impress is yourself

You are never too old to "cannonball" into the pool

If you have the money and time, travel, travel, travel

Nothing beats a good dirty joke for a real, loud belly laugh

Life is too short to waste time with stupid or annoying people

Anyone can be silenced by one well timed and well aimed "look"

Parenting never stops no matter what age your children reach

There is no guarantee that the money management gene will

be passed from father to daughter

If you have nothing nice to say, its better to say nothing at all

Patriotism is not just a sentiment; it is demonstrated by sacrifice

Fixing the things that need to be fixed and plowing the driveway after a snowstorm

are all ways to say "I Love You"

You can never watch too much of the History, Military or National Geographic channel

All human experiences may be understood through a quote from a great war movie

One doesn't need to earn a degree to be one of the smartest people in the room

Unless you own stock in the electric company, turn off the damn lights!

Honoring your parents is not an option, it is a lifetime commitment

The true test of character may be found in one's work ethic

If you are gonna laugh, you might as well do it with gusto

Peace may be found on a lake or in a walk in the woods

Boys of every age love baseball, fishing and boob jokes

Don't ever drive when you are really, really mad

but

Driving fast is one of the great joys of life

Anything can be fixed with a roll of duct tape

You are never too old to act like a big kid

Grandsons are very entertaining

They are also very, very loud

Diners are a culinary delight

There is a big difference between a father and a dad...

Happy Father's Dad.

If These Shoes Could Talk: A Closet Full of Clothes and Nothing to Wear

It's Monday! That means it's time for "Conversations from My Closet"...

I woke up this morning in a mood. I wasn't exactly hating life, but I wasn't loving it either. Everyone was annoying me and everything was bugging me. I hadn't even left my room or spoken to a soul, but this was my reality nonetheless. It didn't take me or anyone else I live with too long to figure out I was suffering from P.M.S. Or rather, everyone else was suffering from my P.M.S. because it really wasn't bothering me all that much. Then I made the mistake of trying to get dressed. I had a closet full of clothes and absolutely nothing to wear. I hated everything. I didn't have the right shoes, the right clothes, the right anything. That is when my P.M.S. started to bother me.

My husband has figured out that there is a direct correlation between the severity of my P.M.S. and the length of time it takes me to find something to wear. If he walks into the bedroom and the bed is covered with discarded clothing, he knows he better run like hell! I have been known to try on about 20 articles of clothing making various ensembles, changing variations, shoes, accessories, even underwear trying to put together something on that doesn't make me cry, scream or cringe. This process ultimately ends up with me wearing one of my go-to schlump outfits of baggy shorts, a baggy dress or baggy sweatpants. This is not a good thing for anyone.

I had one of those days today. My closet had little or nothing to say to me. It was silent in its disapproval of both my mood and my outrageous expectations. Isn't it amazing that once P.M.S. kicks in I suddenly have the need to look like Cindy Crawford? Funny how once my hormones become completely out of whack I can't stand any of my physical flaws. I also don't have any sense of humor about any of them. Without a sense of humor, my closet has little or nothing to say to me. Come to think of it, without a sense of humor, no one has much to say to me. Could it be the red horns protruding from my forehead and steam coming out of my ears?!

After giving up in frustration, I stomped to the kitchen for breakfast. Today's breakfast consisted of a half of a Twix candy bar, a chocolate chip granola bar, a few diet cokes over ice and a blood pressure pill. After Tim took in that breakfast scene, he loaded up the boys and headed for the hills. Literally. They went for a hike and I went back upstairs for a nap. I'll wait until I regain my sanity, sense of humor and hormonal balance before trying to resume any sort of conversation with my closet.

See you back here next week. In the meantime, you can find my family somewhere in the White Mountain National Forest.

Personal Responsibility: My "AHA" Moment

We are each responsible for the energy we chose to project.

I have been struggling with articulating a lesson I think that my children need to learn. I am often troubled when I believe their attitude is less than positive. I had occasion lately to give lectures (that sound more like sermons) on the reasons why they should feel privileged, grateful, blessed and happy when they appear to be acting in ways that demonstrate selfishness, impatience and entitlement. I have felt these lectures are less than effective in cutting through to the heart of the matter. I know they are young, and this is a tough life lesson to really get. It often takes age, wisdom and years of experience to understand how good we have it when we feel in the momement that we don't have it so good at all. Then I had an "AHA" moment. I am not always living what I am preaching.

I spend a great deal of time and energy trying to control my environment. I have a busy, noisy, chaotic household of four boys and the busy life that accompanies them. I set schedules, cajole, herd and manage just about every aspect of life that occurs around here. Because of that, I am often harried, stressed and distracted. I would estimate that about 60% of my time with my family is spent with furrowed brows, hands on hips and sighs of exasperation. The energy I am putting out is what is fueling our household. My energy, more often than not, says, "Hurry up!" and "Do it right." I am responsible for these messages. I chose what I project in each given moment. How can I expect my children to understand this lesson when it has taken me 43 years to understand it?

I have mastered the life lesso where I feel blessed. I know I have a fulfilling, happy life full of love and life. I have been actively focused on understanding and receiving this message for many, many years. I felt that if I could move beyond the feeling of unworthiness that had dogged me for most of my life, I would find myself in a place of peace. As with all life lessons, I didn't know that this was only the starting place. Now that I understand my blessings, I have to project them. It isn't enough to know that my life is good, I have to project that understanding into the space that I inhabit to really make a difference. To understand something intellectually is very different than making it part of my daily living. Because I spend much of my life and energy trying to control things, my energy is often not positive. I need to let go a bit. I need to smile more. I need to live what I now know; I have a good life.

Just today I have put up a new frame in my kitchen. In it are these words: "Please take responsibility for the energy you bring into this space." It my new mantra for living. It is a reminder for me to live my life lesson. It is a reminder to teach what I know to my children. It is a reminder that what I bring to the space I inhabit creates my reality. My energy will be more positive, more calm and more loving so I may teach these lessons to my children. I am grateful I have finally both received and heard this message.

Now, you can make a difference. Take this into your heart and pass it on.

Bridesmaids: A Movie Review

Raunchy, Hilarious, Sweet, Silly, Touching, Cringe-Worthy,

Pee-Your-Pants Funny, Sad, Lovely, Nostalgic,

"Was I Really That Stupid Once?!?"

Miss Some Lines Because Everyone Around You Is Laughing So Loud,

Groovin' Soundtrack,

Squirming In Your Seat Uncomfortable,

Diet-Coke-Squirting-Out-of-Your-Nose Because You Are Laughing Too Hard,

"God, I Miss My High School Girl Friends/ Bridesmaids/Sorority Sisters,"

Romantic, Slapstick, Gross-Out,

"I Really Need to Get in Contact With (insert name here) Because I Haven't Talked To Her In Ages,"

Totally Worth the High Price of a Movie Ticket, and Truly Authentic...

Just The Best Damn Chick Flick Ever Made.

Farewell Oprah Show and Farewell To the Oprah Show Contests

Unless you have been living under a rock, you know that Oprah is ending her 25 year run as the queen of daytime talk. I am going to miss her show, as it has inspired me, uplifted me and entertained me over the last 10 or so years since I became a devotee. I have participated in her book club, her Debt Diet and her web casts. She inspired me to think more about my spirituality, my level of compassion and my everyday thankfulness. I keep a gratitude journal and I embarked on a year long Giving Project because of her. I didn't always love every show she did, nor did I always agree with everything she said, but I find her authenticity, earnestness and compassion very compelling. There isn't anyone else like her on the small screen and I wonder who, if anyone, will fill the void when she goes off the air. There is far too much reality, tabloid and plain ole' bad t.v. out there, so the void will be obvious and immense indeed.

The one thing I will not miss is the contests. Contests you ask?! If there was a contest associated with the Oprah Winfrey Show in the last 8 years, I entered it. I entered about a dozen contests to meet her, go to a spa with her, to get tickets to her show and to travel with her. I wrote letters, designed collages on postcards, sent photographs and penned poetry. I would get myself worked up into an anticipatory excitement at the mere possibility of winning a coveted spot in whatever contest was underway. Every single time I was shut out. I never got so much as a courtesy reply in return for all this energy and enthusiasm. I have to admit, I was getting pissed off right around the time she picked about a billion ultimate viewers to fill the Chicago stadium for her last shows. Of course, I was not chosen. Then I had an "Ah-Ha" moment while watching part one of the grand finale.

I was sitting on my couch, remote in one hand, Kleenex in the other watching the 3rd to the last Oprah episode. It was a grand spectacle that rivaled an Oscar production; replete with badly written dialogue, splashy song and dance numbers and a full orchestra to cue us in on the really emotional stuff. It was working and I loved every minute of it. I was more than a bit veclempt watching everyone send Oprah off with heartfelt farewells. What really captured my attention was a segment on the children who grew up watching Oprah. One child said something to the effect that because of her, she realized that she was not to blame for the abuse she suffered. Whoa. That was very powerful. Oprah reached into the life of a child, one she had never met and thorough the power of her show changed this child's life. That child was more than an ultimate viewer. She is an ultimate survivor. There was much more to this than Hollywood-type production. This was about the power of one and paying it forward.

Because of this segment, started paying closer attention to the people featured in these last shows and in the accompanying articles in O Magazine. One woman's life was saved because she watched a show on what to do during an abduction. Never let them take you to another location was the message. She got it and fought like hell when an abductor tried to do just that. It saved her life. Another women was able to stand on the precipice of despair without falling into the abyss when her 13 month old daughter died. All because of a show she watched about that very same thing. The rawness, the compassion and the openness of dealing with the death of a small child on Oprah's show was all that tethered her to her shattered life. Then Oprah told the story of how she was stopped in a grocery store and was told because of her show on physical abuse, this woman stopped beating her children. She told Oprah it was all she knew. She had been beat. Her mother had been beat. Now that she stopped the beatings, she had different children and wanted to thank her. Stories like these go on and on. Oprah really did change people's lives, one person at a time.

I realized, after taking all of this in, there was a reason I never won one of those contests. I was not deserving. By that I mean, I was not deserving in the way that so many of these stories illustrate what it means to be deserving. There are thousands if not millions of people out there that needed to win these contests so much more than I did. I have a wonderful life and very few real struggles. The few struggles I have, I have weathered with the help of family, friends, self determination and strength. I have not lost a child, a spouse, a home, a job or a limb. I have not been beaten, raped, discriminated against nor left to survive alone in this world. I am not barren, cancer ridden or brain damaged. I am blessed. Sure, I would love to meet Oprah and experience all the accompanying excitement that goes with winning one of her contests. But my well being doesn't depend upon it. I hope that the winners of all those contests that I lost were people who really needed to win. I hope their lives were made just a bit better by the winning. The thought makes me smile. Wasn't that the whole point of the show? We all need to be more compassionate, to be more grateful for our blessings and to understand each other's stories. I know I understand my own story just a bit better from watching Oprah and losing all those Oprah contests.

Thanks for all those lessons, Oprah.

If These Shoes Could Talk: Shoe Shopping in NYC

MICHAEL Michael Kors

Seaside Wedge Sandal

New York City

June 2009

It's Monday! That means it's time for "Conversations from My Closet"...

I am a girly-girl to the core. There is very little I love more than quality girl time and shoe shopping. When you mix the two, I am in girly-girl heaven. Once a year, I try to plan a girls weekend. Lately, I have been lucky enough to have such a weekend more than once a year. I have been planning a "sister" weekend for Christmas shopping with my sister and 5 sisters-in-laws. We are all great friends, so this counts as a girls weekend. My oldest and dearest girlfriends are all far from me, two are about a hour away the other two are in California. It is a real treat to plan a weekend together. The last weekend was in New York City in June of 2009. I hadn't visited there since I was pregnant with my first child, and it was also a visit with my girlfriends. I was so excited to see my friends and explore the changes in the big city.

Patti and I arrived from the East coast and Kelly came in from the West coast. Instead of waiting for our West Coast friend in the hotel bar with a cosmo, we threw our stuff in the room and headed straight to Macys in Union Square. There are at least two floors of shoes and that is where I made my bee line. I was determined to find something that I couldn't buy in New Hampshire. I soon found that my taste did not match my wallet and that my taste did not match my lifestyle, so I took my expectations down a notch. I bought a the pair of Michael Kors sandals pictured above. I could afford them and I could actually wear them in my N.H. life. What I love about these is that they say, "You are both practical and fashionable." They conjure up images of cabanas and drinks with umbrellas, but they are perfectly acceptable to wear on the playground or the soccer field. These say, "You love fashion and it has a place in your everyday life." This is not always what I am looking for in a shoe, but this is what I spoke to me on that late June afternoon in NYC. I'm glad they did because I love them.

I had a wonderful time reconnecting with my best girlfriends. We did drink cosmos in the hotel bar (after shoe shopping), we wandered Greenwich Village (we found it is no longer the "cool" place to be- that is now the Meatpacking District), we ate fabulous Italian food, Mexican food, and vendor food (a girl's gotta eat when shopping). We watched the Cuban-American Pride parade (such people watching I have NEVER seen), we wandered in and out of shops on 5th avenue in which we couldn't afford a used hankie, we watched a fabulous off Broadway show called "Love, Loss and What I Wore." W got really crazy and saw a midnight showing of "Sex and the City 2" where people actually talk back to the characters on the screen. (BAD movie, by the way...very disappointing but entertaining with a NYC crowd.) We packed in all that we could during our 48 hours pass from reality including the most important thing; staying up and talking until the wee hours of the morning. It was just what the girly- girl soul requires every year or so.

I have my fabulous summer NYC flip flops to remind me of that wonderful weekend. Now when I wear them they say "You have fashionable taste, great friends and good times." They sure as hell beat a NYC snow globe as a souvenir. I am looking forward to planning a girls weekend in Chicago this fall. It has been two years since we have all been together and I am positive that I will find renewal, connection and another pair of absolutely fabulous shoes. I can't wait!

All Politics Is Local

Over the last decade or so it feels to me like American politics has become a swampy mess of incivility. We have all heard the name calling, the personal attacks and the outright lies shot back and forth across the right and left bow of the electorate. When the last presidential election cycle was over, I was so relieved to see the end of the nasty, tiresome political ads. They exhausted me with their simplistic messages and personal attacks wrapped up in a patriotic red, white and blue bow. It would be so is easy to pass this off as"Washington" as usual, but it is not. It is a symptom of a much larger problem. Each "side" has their political pundits who make a living off of cheap shots, distortions and mean spirited jokes. These pundits are celebrities with thousands, if not millions of fans and followers. The messages of intolerance and outright hate have become so commonplace that were rarely pay much attention to them anymore. The deluge of this type of discourse is taking its toll. We are slowly devolving into a culture of angry, intolerant, plain old mean people. How do I know this? Just take a look at my local school board.

I pride myself on living in a well educated, literate community. There are professors, doctors, lawyers, business owners and every type of conceivable professional living within the confines of my community. I see many kind, interesting people at my elementary school, the sporting fields and the local farmers' market. As in all politics, local, state and national, a big controversy cropped up. It began brewing for a while and them then it boiled over. I don't know all the intricate details, nor do I need to for the purposes of my point. I do know that things got ugly. Not just run of the mill, "we are no longer friends ugly," but criminal prosecuting, threatening ugly. I have been told that members of the school board have been threatened with physical harm as well as told their homes would be burned by angry and disgruntled citizens. This to me is absolutely inconceivable. What happened to educated, literate community in which I live?! I am convinced it is a direct result of the times in which we live. It is a time when it is easier to send hate thorough a laptop than it is to actually sit down with someone in a room and have a civil discussion. It is a time in which children send mean, nasty messages over a website or in a text message instead of standing in the hallway at school and looking each other in the eye. It is a time in which it is easier to hate someone without knowing them. It is socially acceptable. Just turn on your local t.v. or radio news channel and listen to the commentary.

What is this doing to our community? It is creating rifts, fear and anger. There is no getting around the fact that some issues are going to push emotional buttons. That doesn't change the fact that everyone in this community are in the same virtual boat. We all live here. We all want a safety, security and peace. We want our children to be accepted, to be educated and to be happy. We want to walk down our small main street or through our local market and have the people we recognize say hello, be friendly and be polite. The only way we can accomplish this is with civility. All of us that are involved with local politics are adults. We sit at the big kids table. We pay our taxes, we raise our children, we care for our elderly parents. We know right from wrong. In the words of every kindergarten teacher that ever taught, treat people the way you want to be treated. Just because someone is an elected official, it doesn't give anyone the right to threaten them, harass them or instill fear in them. It is our right, our civic responsibility, to question each and every person we elect on any issue we find troublesome. It is also our moral obligation to do so with civility. It takes much more strength to see someone we don't agree with, even someone who makes us boiling mad, as a human being with the same aspirations, frailties and needs as we have. When we do that, a real conversation can take place. We can understand each other's point of view, yet still disagree. We can compromise, or decide we cannot. But at least we can have the discourse that would make our mother's, our children and ourselves proud.

In the end, it is up to each and every one of us to decide not only the type of community we want to be a part of, but the type of America in which we live. Freedom of speech is a precious, God-given right, but it does have its limits, for a very good reason. We need to live together. We can't get around that. We need each other. If you don't think so, think back to 911 and Hurricane Katrina. Did anyone care to which political party the victims belonged? Did everyone question the voting record of the dead before lighting and candle in our windows or wearing a ribbon on our chest? Did we stop and decide if we liked everything about those who lost everything before donating money, time and effort to rebuild those who were destroyed? No. My America is that America. At the very least, let's all try to remind ourselves of that at the next school board meeting.

*more information on this topic can be found at:

"Speak Your Peace: The Civility Project"

www.speakyourpeacewc.org

"Do You Light Up?" A Life Lesson On Motherhood From Toni Morrison

"Do You Light Up?"

We see ourselves reflected through the light of the ones we love.

I just heard the most important question any mother can ever ask herself. I, like most mothers, think that my kids know I love them. I kiss them goodnight, I hug them goodbye, I make sure they are washed, fed and clothed and I go the extra mile for whatever they might want or need. I thought that this was enough to convey the message that they are loved and wanted, that they are important and special, that they are enough just by being them. That's what I thought, at least until now.

I was watching an Oprah episode today on my DVR. It seems like it would be interesting enough, as it was about all the most important lessons from her 25 years on the air. My breath was taken away by this little snippet of a conversation between Oprah, Toni Morrison (Pulitzer Prize winning author) and a room of other women whom I didn't recognize. The conversation seemed to flow like a million conversations we have all experienced before as women. The topic was gently but naturally turned to the unexpected. Toni was describing how when her children enter a room, she would check them out from head to toe: is their hair combed, is the fly up, are the socks on, etc. This is an act of love and care from a mother. She knew instinctively that is why she was doing it, after all, if she didn't care she wouldn't bother. Somehow she thought that was the instinctive message her children were receiving. Nothing could have been further from the truth. What her children would see would be her "scrutiny" face. The message they would receive from this once over is, "What is wrong and how do I fix it?" They would not be feeling her love or her caring, only her judgment. The ultimate message they receive is that they must meet some standard set by mother to be validated. This was never the message she intended to send, but it was sent nonetheless.

I have spend 40 years on a quest to accept myself as enough. I had a breakthrough in 2009 during a retreat at Kirpalu. I saw, in a meditation image, as clear and real as anything before my eyes now, a divine message that I was enough. Just being alive, just caring for my family, just having a heart full of love and compassion, was enough. I didn't need to be saving the world, earning a great deal of money or completing thousands of impossible tasks. I didn't need to prove anything to myself or anyone else. I was enough. That moment of clarity has given me much need validation, comfort and peace. It is a message I had never heard before nor had I ever really believed. I do not know why that was the case, is just was. Knowing that I am enough has shifted my life perspective, changed how I see myself, and what I want from this life. If I could wish one thing for all those that I love, it would be this divine knowledge.

I am a very stressed mother. I have four boys and they keep me running from one thing to the next with little time to breathe in between. I do four or five loads of laundry each day, prepare at least three meals (take out counts!) supervise baths, homework and clean-up, provide rides to activities, referee disputes, kiss boo-boos and read bedtime stories. I am exhausted at the end of each and every day. Sometimes the kids don't listen. Sometimes I a sick of all the bickering. Sometimes I just want to hide under the covers because I do not one more person asking me to do something, find something or fix something. I am often edgy, grumpy and snappish because I feel like I am moving at a million miles an hour and getting nowhere. I often wonder how my stress level is affecting my children. Do they only see Mom as harried, nagging and tired? Do they know that I am killing myself with all of this because of how much I love them? Maybe. Maybe Not.

So, the question becomes, "Do I light up?" Toni asks us if when our children enter the room, do we light up? Does the light in our eyes shine for the children we have brought into this world? Is it clear that we are happy to see them? Do these little people get the message that they are enough just by being present in our lives? If we can save the judgment, the stress, the tasks for only a few seconds, until after we "light up" we can give them the world. We can save them from a life long search for validation because they will know that just by being they are enough. More than anything else we can provide for them, this is the most important thing we can give our children. More important than new clothes, more important than running around to sporting events, music lessons and play dates, more important than cutting their fingernails, cleaning their faces and tying their shoes. We can light up for them.

We see ourselves reflected through the light of the ones we love.

Light up for those you love today.

Do I Really Want to Go Back to Work?!?

I am a lawyer. I worked my ass off in college (ok, the last 2 years) and in law school. I worked even harder to pass the bar. Lest there be any confusion, there is absolutely no relation between the two. I was never so proud of myself as I was in the moment I found out I passed the bar. I was a lawyer, damn it! I had a license to kick your ass in a court of law if you crossed me. It was a feeling I cannot adequately describe. It was one of power, prestige and accomplishment all rolled into one big hot fudge sundae. Never mind that I didn't have a job at the time. I was a force to be reckoned with.

I finally did get a job. I worked as an indigent criminal defense lawyer. I worked as an appellate defender. I worked as a divorce lawyer. I worked as a criminal prosecutor. I even ran a domestic violence unit as a prosecutor. It was hard work; time consuming, emotionally draining, frustrating and totally exhilarating. I was a tough lawyer who loved the adrenalin of the courtroom. I couldn't image doing anything else, well, except for being a buyer for Saks.

Fast forward to today. It has been an unbelievable eight years since I was a practicing lawyer. I have been through all types of emotional phases since then. I worked through denial; Yes, I am am home with the children, but I am a lawyer. I worked through anger; Why the hell am I at home with these kids? What the hell did I do to myself? I worked through embarrassment; I used to be a lawyer (i.e. I'm really smart and I want you to know it because if I didn't work it into the conversation, you wouldn't be impressed with me as a stay-at-home mom.) I am now in the acceptance phase; I have chosen this life and I am relatively content with it. It took me two trips to the yoga retreat center, a healthy medicine chest and more than a few retail therapy trips, but I am here and accepting. Yet, in the back of my mind, I am often questioning why it has been so difficult to get back to work. I want to go back to work, right?

I recently offered to help my sister with a sticky employment situation. After all, I was a tough lawyer. If she couldn't negotiate her way through it, I certainly could swoop in and fix it all. As she signed a release for me to talk to her powers that be, my husband commented that it was my license to yell at people on her behalf. We all laughed. Who knew how prophetic those joking words would become.

I was absolutely shocked with the condescending, arrogant manner in which I was treated while trying to iron out the situation for my sister. In the eight years that have intervened between my last job and that moment on the phone, I had totally blocked out the down side of being a lawyer. I'd forgotten how contentious it could be. I didn't think about the lack of collegiality, common courtesy and simple human kindness that accompanies many attorneys when facing off on opposite sides of an issue. To come to my current state of acceptance, I have worked a great deal on the idea of kindness and compassion as the foundation for a happy life. If happiness is what I am truly seeking, I'm not so sure I will find any shadow of it in returning to the practice of law. After hanging up the telephone upon the conclusion of this latest conversation, it took me two hours to calm down. I was furious! How could someone talk to me that way?! Who the hell did she think she was?! On top of it all, I couldn't even fix the problem for her. I was a running buzz saw and God help anyone who crossed my path!

Then it hit me. She probably talks to dozens of people that way every week during the course of her job. She is a product of what she does and how she goes about doing it. I am not her, God willing, I will never be. Did I really want to get all worked up over ever little legal battle? Did I want to spend all my time and energy arguing over small details, nuances and shades of meaning? I knew in one of those "A-Ha Moments" that Here is much better than There after all. I'm sure that is why my job search has not born fruit. I am not meant to go back to that at this point in my life. I am content to wait and see what I am meant to do. I'm sure it will hold intellectual stimulation, a sense of accomplishment and most importantly, the pursuit of happiness.

If These Shoes Could Talk: My Super Great Knock-Offs

The Christian Louboutin Leather

Platform Pump $795

My Talbot's Platform Heels: $38 in the Talbot's Clearance Outlet Store

It's Monday! That means it's time for "Conversations from My Closet"...

I have a thing for fashion. Duh. I like to read "In Style" magazine to see what all the rich and famous are wearing. About 2 years ago, I came across an article on Eva Longoria. What caught my eye was a photo of her in her shoe closet. My oh my. She had ceiling to floor shelves filled with Christian Louboutin heels in all shapes, colors, seasons, fabrics; you name it, she had it. She was wearing a pair of the platform pumps pictured above and I absolutely fell in love with them. They are gorgeous, impractical and very stylish. I have not one place to wear them, but I wanted them, none the less. Forget that they retail for $795, they were the "it"shoe of 2009.

A year or so later, I was flipping through my latest Talbot's' catalogue. I was impressed to see a very clear knockoff of my beloved Louboutins. The years' fashion catalogues were full of platform knockoffs in the "nude" shade, but this was just about an exact match to the "cuoio" shade (i.e. an expensive way to say tan in Louboutin language) that were available in the C.L.'s. The price tag was still a bit out of range for a woman who had nowhere to wear them, as they were $148. I thought about it though. In the end, practicality won out and I didn't buy them.

I shop online quite frequently and I check out the clearance selection on the Talbot's site often. After Christmas, these pumps were offered at half price. I went to order them, but they only had a size 11. I have a big appetite for shoes, but, hey, I'm not a drag queen. Once again, I was not meant to own these.

In March, I went on a weekend shopping trip for my sister's 40th birthday. No trip south of Portsmouth is complete without a stop in the Talbots' Clearance Outlet in Woburn, Mass. As I was looking through the shoe racks, I heard the "Hallelujah Chorus!" The shoes I have been coveting since 2009 (or the exact replica) were there in my size for $38!! I tried them on and pranced around the store for about 10 minutes admiring my totally impractical choice. Then the work I have been doing on myself kicked in. "Do you really need these?" "You have no where to wear them." "It's silly to spend money on them when there are so many other things that you actually need to buy." I put them back on the rack and began to patiently wait for my sister. Then my real voice kicked in. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!?" "Go back there and pick those back up before someone else grabs them!" WHO CARES if you have no where to wear them. Buy them NOW!!" Who can argue with that? I bought them.

I have worn these twice since. I wore them out to dinner with a group of friends for my 43rd birthday celebration. I could barely walk in them and I certainly had a great deal more difficulty walking in them when the dinner party over. I didn't care! These shoes say,"You are fabulous, in a current, sexy sort of way!" That's what the shoes say, but I don't know if that's what the whole package is saying when I am tottering around, barely keeping my balance.

I also wore them to my one and only court appearance in the last 8 years. I was helping someone with a ticket and I was dressed to be the killer lawyer. It turns out it was totally unnecessary, as the officer who issued the ticket dismissed it before I was able to dazzle him (and/or the prosecuting attorney) with my high fashion lawyer look. It was a waste of effort. I happily stopped at the grocery store and stumbled around the produce section feeling very satisfied with myself. Too bad there was no one there I knew to impress.

The shoes are back on a shelf in my closet. I will wait patiently for another occasion to wear them. Hopefully, when I do have people to impress, I won't fall flat on my ass wearing them. Do you think Eva Longoria ever feels that way during her photos shoots? I doubt it, but it makes me feel better imagining that she does.

If These Shoes Could Talk: My Manolo Blahniks

My 40th Birthday Gift to Myself:

Red Patent Peep Toe Sling Backs

The Manolo Blahnik Boutique

31 W 54th Street, NYC

It's Monday! That means it's time for "Conversations from My Closet"...

I have been a shoe addict ever since I can remember. My earliest shoe memory is when I was a wee toddler and picked out my first black patent leather shoes. I would love it when my grandparents would visit from New York because that meant we would go shoe shopping. I picked out a pair of flat black patent leather shoes with ties that went all the way up my ankle. Even then, Mary Janes were a no go; too conventional. My shoes had to have flair. They couldn't be common place! I have photo of myself around 5 or 6 years old, sitting on a bed. I have my legs crossed, my hair in a bun, a short skirt and those fabulous shoes tied half way up my leg. I thought I was a princess. That feeling brought about by fabulous shoes has not changed since then and I hope it never does.

Before I turned the iconic age of 40, I decided that the one thing I wanted to buy for myself was a pair of the famous and outrageously expensive Manolo Blahniks. How could a self respecting shoe diva not have a pair in her closet by the time she turned 40?!? For the love of God, I needed a pair!! I was like a woman possessed to find some I could afford. I finally found my pair: a gorgeous pair of hand made Italian red patent leather sling backs. I bought them on eBay because the exact same pair were for sale at Barneys, Saks and Neiman Marcus for $695. My husband loves me, but I think that if I paid $695 dollars for anything that didn't have a motor, I would be putting our marriage in serious jeopardy. I won't tell you what I paid, but I will say it was an amount that had him choking, but not seriously.

When these came in the mail, I thought I would have a heart attack! I ripped open the box and ran upstairs to my room like a lovesick teenager. I immediately tried them on and felt like I died and went to shoe heaven. There is nothing like the smell of rich leather, the feel of total butter soft, leather lining and the mark "hand made in Italy"that puts a shoe diva over the moon. I don't remember what I was wearing, but I do know for a fact that it was an embarrassment to fashionistas everywhere. I didn't have on any makeup, I didn't have my hair done and I didn't even have a pedicure. I was a frumpy, mommy mess and I didn't care. I felt like I was walking the red carpet.

Of course, I had to wear them to my 40th birthday party, after all that is why I bought them. I looked down and mentally ticked off the list: professional pedicure, siren red polish, almond cuticle oil, peppermint foot cream. And, what to wear? I spent several days combing stores finding just the right outfit that would set off my shoes. I had to listen to the shoes to find the proper outfit. These shoes say, "You are glamorous in that expensive yet dignified way." These shoes say, "You have exquisite, timeless taste." These shoes say, "You paid waaaayyyy to much for shoes!" These are all the things I wanted my shoes to say on the day I met 40s squarely in the eye. I don't know what my shoes said to everyone who looked at them, but I do know I drove everyone CRAZY with my "look at my Manolo Blahniks" mantra. I was lucky I wasn't rendered unconscious with my own shoe by a well meaning but sick of hearing it party goer!

I have had the occasion to wear these only a few times. I know I shouldn't save things for special occasions, because life is too short. Still, somehow I can't wear these during the course of my regular life. $695 shoes do not belong clomping on the laminate tiles of my local box chain, grocery store or mall. I have worn them in a limo when my sister, Becki, won that ride along with tickets to the local "Sex In the City" movie premiere. This was quite fitting as Carrie Bradshaw inspired my insane obsession with Manolo Blahniks in the first place. We drank champagne and we took turns taking photos of our fabulous shoes resting up on the bar near the champagne bucket. I then wore them to a beautiful country club wedding with my husband. I had no extra money at the time to buy a dress, so I borrowed one and it wasn't what I wanted nor did it do my shoes justice. I had waayyy too much to drink and nearly drove my husband's cousin insane admiring my "Manolos." I remember her vaguely saying something like, "you are quite pleased with yourself and your shoes"or something to that effect. I also remember thinking that I really should tell her that I'm not this shallow, but, in that moment, I have to confess, I was.

Speaking of shallow, I went to NYC last summer. It was a wonderful girlfriend's weekend full of shopping, cosmos and live theater. I dragged my friends about 20 walking blocks to find the Manolo Blahnik boutique. There is one other in the United States, that I know of, in Las Vegas. Otherwise, you have to go to super high end department stores in large cities, the Internet or Europe to find them. After walking all over hell in the summer heat, we finally found the store. It was tucked between 5th and 6th Avenue. All that marked it's spot was a very discrete bronze plaque and a small locked glass door. After ringing the bell and having the security guard let us in, I hardly noticed that my friends were reluctant to even enter. This was not a tourist attraction. This smelled of money- lots and lots of money. We were dressed respectably, but we looked like hillbillies compared to what usually entered this place. I tried not to care and I'm sure my friends were even more uncomfortable. I drooled like a starving child in a candy store at the million of dollars worth of shoes, handbags and accessories. I swore to my friends that I was trying on whatever I wanted in there, but once I got a look at the very cold, very beautiful, very leggy 20-something sales clerk, I quickly changed my mind. I practically bowed while walking backwards on my way out. I never felt so out classed or out of place in my life. All because of the price of a pair of shoes. How stupid.

What I realized after this shopping trip is that these shoes really say to me, "This is the life you think you've always wanted." With my 40s, I have realized that my fantasy life is nice for a fantasy, but I'm quite happy with the way things have turned out. I thought I wanted to be a high powered lawyer who saved the world, made a ton of money and lived in a brownstone in New York City. A husband and one child would be an accessory that didn't really take up too much time. The ton of money would buy me the high priced designer wardrobe and envy I so craved. I know now that my reality is so much better. I am raising a big, noisy family with lots of love, plastic toys, a minivan and the one pair of dream designer shoes. Although I am reminded of movie stars, CEOs and fashion models- my fantasy life- when I look at my Manolos, I prefer my the here and now. Its a fun fantasy, but I wouldn't trade my sneaker wearing soccer mom life for 100 pairs of Manolos Blahniks. My happiness cannot be found on racks or shelves of designer fashion. My bliss is here in a cul-de-sac in New Hampshire with all the mess, noise and mid-range sports wear. I just need a warm, sticky hug or a huge gaped tooth grin to remind me now and again. In the end, that is what these shoes have been telling me all along.

Happy Mother's Day, Mom

My Mom:

Sandi & Tinkerbell

Disney Family Adventure

(All Sixteen of Us)

June 2010

Things I've Learned From My Mom:

Laughter is always the best medicine;

You are never to old to be a kid at heart;

Christmas is the most magical time of year;

Cold pizza is a perfectly acceptable breakfast;

If you mean it, you can never say it too loud or too often;

Mom usually is right, now matter how annoying the manner of the message;

The secrets to a long and lasting marriage is damn hard work, forgiveness and a

sense of humor;

Crying does not necessarily diminish the importance or sophistication of the message;

Everyone has an interesting story to tell and is a potential friend for life no matter where you meet them, what they look like or now much money they have;

Worrying about your kids never ends no matter how old and independent they get;

Saying what you mean rather than what they want to hear is easier on everyone in the long run;

Going to all the sporting events, plays, award ceremonies and field trips is much more important than getting the laundry done and cleaning the house;

"What You See is What You Get" is not only a saying, it is an authentic way to live your life;

Holding new grand babies is just as beautiful and exciting as holding your own newborn;

Just because we have an argument, it doesn't mean you have stay mad at each other;

If you have the time and money, you should see as much of the world as possible;

Never save the furniture, dishes and/or jewelry for special occasions;

All the things about motherhood that drive you crazy now will make you

laugh (your ass off) when you are a grandmother;

Loyalty and Truth are indispensable, essential traits in a true friend;

Compassion is blind to religion, color and sexual orientation;

Saying "I Love You" doesn't have to wait for greeting cards;

It's okay to say "No" when you really don't want to do it;

A birthday is a special occasion worth celebrating;

A good nap can cure whatever ails you;

(Almost) Everyone wants harm hug;

Family means everything.

Happy Mother's Day.

Thank your today Mom for all the lesons she taught you.